Vegan Life.

"Oh i can't be vegan, i mean i live with my parents and they won't buy me vegan food; and yea it's not like food grows on trees!"

What’s the best way to keep milk fresh? To leave it in the cow!

Why did the Tofu cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

What does a vegan Zombie eat? GgggggRrrAaaaaIiiiNNnnnnSSsssss!

What did one vegetarian spy say to the other? We have to stop meating like this!